HAPPY DAY YOU have to go to Mass.
1. Make sure you get there early
2. And don’t be caught with your presents
3. Take note of your surroundings
4. And don’t get too sleepy
5. Maybe take some water
6. Those sacraments can be quite dry
7. Especially if it doesn’t fit your new dietary needs
8. Find ways to amuse yourself
9. At least before it’s time to shake hands
10. Don’t offer a bad hand
11. And give credit when it’s due
12. Mass is great craic, together
13. If you get into it
14. Just don’t let it get too tense
15. Keep an eye on the play
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