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18 of the greatest 'Mass tweets' of all time

It’s that time of the year.

HAPPY DAY YOU have to go to Mass.

1. Make sure you get there early

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2. And don’t be caught with your presents

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3. Take note of your surroundings

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4. And don’t get too sleepy

Mam fell asleep in mass. She's still trying to convince us she was just silently praying #MassTweets
— Ah Sure Look! (@_heysnowwhite_) December 24, 2015

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5. Maybe take some water

And I am proud to say I started the cough chain in St Claires tonight. Yer not the only leader in this church tonight Jesus. #masstweets
— VC & The Sunshine Band (@IndigoQueen_) December 24, 2013

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6. Those sacraments can be quite dry

2 blasts of the big mans bread and im sorted #MassTweets pic.twitter.com/dQvBos2jRC
— RJL (@RJLyttle) December 25, 2013

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7. Especially if it doesn’t fit your new dietary needs

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8. Find ways to amuse yourself

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9. At least before it’s time to shake hands

Eucharistic ministers hitting the hand sanitiser before serving Communion. Just like in olden times #MassTweets
— eileen dover (@TriMeOn) December 8, 2013

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10. Don’t offer a bad hand

Anything less than a firm handshake at the sign of peace is as poor as a dropped catch in the stand. #bigmoment #eyesontheball #masstweets
— ollie o’brien (@oliverobrien) December 24, 2013

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11. And give credit when it’s due

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12. Mass is great craic, together

Ever wanted to be a priest? Sure look at the laugh they have #masstweets pic.twitter.com/H96lYLVE8a
— Orlaith de BoomBoom (@OrlaithBoomBoom) December 25, 2014

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13. If you get into it

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14. Just don’t let it get too tense

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15. Keep an eye on the play

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16. Because you’ll have to wait until you get home for booze

Disappointing wine selection this year #masstweets
— Sinéad Coughy (@CoffeySinead) December 25, 2013

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17. Finally, don’t blow it at the end

- Peace be with you
- "And also"....I mean "And with your spirit"

A sure way of exposing yourself as a Christmas blow-in.#MassTweets
— Ronan Sharkey (@Sharkronan) December 25, 2014

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18. It’s a day of joy

Worst Christmas joke ever.#MassTweets pic.twitter.com/ALyPFMo4ng
— Joey Millar (@JoeyMillar) December 25, 2015

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18 of the greatest 'Mass tweets' of all time

1. Make sure you get there early

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

2. And don’t be caught with your presents

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

3. Take note of your surroundings

4. And don’t get too sleepy

5. Maybe take some water

6. Those sacraments can be quite dry

7. Especially if it doesn’t fit your new dietary needs

8. Find ways to amuse yourself

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

9. At least before it’s time to shake hands

10. Don’t offer a bad hand

11. And give credit when it’s due

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

12. Mass is great craic, together

13. If you get into it

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

14. Just don’t let it get too tense

Whoops!

We couldn't find this Tweet

15. Keep an eye on the play

16. Because you’ll have to wait until you get home for booze

17. Finally, don’t blow it at the end

18. It’s a day of joy

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