EVERYONE, BACK TO 2015. We can’t live in 2016. It’s just too gross.

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Sex toy brand Hot Octopuss has opened a free masturbation booth on the streets of New York, for health reasons (they swear).

The ‘GuyFi’ is a phone booth-like structure with a chair, a laptop, and a curtain separating you from the outside world as you, erm… do your business.

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The company told Mashable that approximately 100 men used the booth on its first day.

According to Metro, Adam Lewis of Hot Octopuss reckons that it’ll be handy (sorry) for the hard-working, stressed out men of the city:

There’s no denying that working a nine-to-five job can be stressful on both your mind and body. Especially in a non-stop city like Manhattan. We are all about just looking for new solutions to improve everyday life and we feel we’ve done just that with the new GuyFi booth.

“We’re told time and again how beneficial it is to have a break away from your desk,” he added.

Yes, but they generally mean going out for a WALK. Or going to the kitchen for a snack. Not this! Dear god, not this…

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