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#SALEM’S LOT Melissa Joan Hart, who’s better known to most of us as that bastion of childhood Sabrina The Teenage Witch, has made a Twitter account for her son. (Jezebel)

Her nine-month-old son. Who sits around in his own piddle and can’t walk or talk, let alone have the manual dexterity to use a QWERTY keyboard. That nine-month-old son.

Baby Tucker Wilkerson has only tweeted once so far, but by God it is riveting stuff:

#WRATH OF KANYE Kanye West DOES NOT WANT YOU TO TALK TO HIM.

The new dad has become even more attractive as papparazo fodder even since Kim Kardashian gave birth to their daughter North.

North West. It’s going to take a loooooong time for that to get old.

In a video filmed by x17Online.com he told a photographer to get out of his face and not to talk to him. (TMZ)

We’d be pretty unhappy if we had to hang around with Kris Jenner (Kim’s ma) too.

Meanwhile, Kanye’s latest album Yeezus has debuted at number one in the US. That might cheer him up a bit? No? (USA Today)

#GLASTO Lily Allen (well, it’s Lily Cooper now) has tweeted a picture of herself at Glastonbury in 1988.

via @LilyRoseCooper

Are you now trying to frantically figure out how much older than Lily Allen you are? Us too.

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Alec Baldwin has had a Twitter meltdown (Gawker)
• River Island has refused to fire Rihanna despite pictures of her passing the kouchie in Amsterdam (3am)
• Adele has shown off her baby boy Angelo for the first time (Us Weekly)
• New pics and videos have emerged of Michael Jackson as a doting dad (TMZ)

Miss yesterday’s Dredge, yis dopes? Here you go. It’s got Justin Bieber’s monkey AND Chris O’Dowd’s beard