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The Meryl Streep guide to smooching celebrities
TODAY IS MERYL Streep’s 63rd birthday. Happy birthday Meryl!
She is a woman with lots of remarkable qualities. Obviously she is an incredible actress, she donates large amounts of money to charity, and she is an advocate for women’s rights.
All good.
Her true gift, however comes in the form of celebrity smooching.
We can all learn a thing or two from the master. Thus, we give you the Meryl Streep guide to smooching celebrities.
Start by gently touching them
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If necessary, start with a kiss on the cheek
Ease them into it.
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Look deeply into their eyes and caress their face
No one can resist a face caress.
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See?
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If possible, do it in public
They can’t really resist if you’re standing in front of a line of cameras.
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Target well known sexual beings
Like Sting, for example.
They’re probably mad for a wear.
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And remember, always be open and ready
That way, if a celebrity feels the urge you can take it all in.
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Now, get smooching!
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