AS IF WE needed a reason to celebrate Michael D but…
1. Look at him celebrating Robbie Brady’s goal in France, look at his little face and his fists and his waistcoat
2. Having a tremendous time with these schoolchildren, reading and enriching their young minds while laughing and generally being adorable
3. Posing with the Áras dogs on an evening stroll, probably saying things like “good dogs, good lads” to them
4. Taking this sporty selfie with Jon Walters and the lads looking as happy as larry the lot of them and look how Meyler’s chin is almost resting on top of Michael D’s head
5. Hanging around with height twin The Queen of England, probably planning to swap a few outfits
6. Existing beside these wreaths and making us imagine that the wreaths are normal sized and he is a Borrower
7. Ditto this dog
8. Also this giant horse
9. Not forgetting the Coronas, and while we’re at it look at him wearing his suit to a music festival, does he even own jeans?
10. Stop. It.
11. Another enormous wreath. Sob
12. GWAN SABINA
13. He wasn’t ready for that at all, at all
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