EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

Michael Fassbender has split from his actress girlfriend, Alicia Vikander. The pair, who met on the set of The Light Between Oceans, had been dating for nine months.

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According to US Weekly, the two have decided to call it quits and haven’t been spotted out together since May.

Now, it’s time for Michael to settle down with a nice Kerry woman and let that be that.

Amy Schumer joined Madonna on stage and it was EVERYTHING. Well, it mainly just involved Madge smacking Schumer’s arse but it was still a guest spot to remember.

Ol’ Madonna is currently on her rebel Heart Tour, and Schumer joined her during the Madison Square Garden show last night. If ass-smacking isn’t enough for you, we can confirm that there was twerking.

Take a look.

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Click here if you can’t see the video.

Chris Brown has yet again pulled a douche move and mocked Kanye West’s Yeezy fashion show AND Caitlyn Jenner in one smooth video. What a guy.

The video features Kanye, Jay Z, and Caitlyn as puppets all slagging off the fashion collection. Bizarre.

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And the rest of the day’s dirt…

A bunch of indie fans are pissed that Rihanna is on the cover of NME (DailyEdge.ie)

Miss Piggy has opened up about her split from Kermit. Heartbreaking. (People.com)

Miley Cyrus took some more bizarre photos and might be dating Dane Cook. So much to take in (Daily Mail)

North West threw a tantrum after Kanye’s fashion week show (The Mirror)

Yesterday’s Dredge Lily Allen hit back at newspapers for saying her life is ‘out of control’>