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Miley Cyrus has some bacon-flavoured lube. Or at least she’s thinking about it. Following her memorable escapades at the MTV EMAs last night, Miley tweeted:

Before adding:

So now.

Leonardo DiCaprio celebrated his 39th birthday with Kanye West, 2Chainz and a big party. And he spent the whole time slouching around with a newsboy cap pulled down over his eyes. Basically, Leonardo DiCaprio is the world’s oldest 13-year-old.

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See the full cringe here. (Uproxx)

George Clooney once rubbed his body with turkey bacon. He was trying to get a dog as a pet, but the woman at the rescue organisation said she wouldn’t give it to him unless it loved him.

I had some turkey bacon in the refrigerator. I rubbed it on me. I’m not kidding. When she came over, the dog went crazy. He was all over me. The woman said, ‘Oh, my God, he’s never like this. He loves you.’

(Esquire)

Do you smell bacon? I smell bacon. © Chase Rollins / AFF-USA.COM © Chase Rollins / AFF-USA.COM / AFF-USA.COM

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Russell Brand got hit with a pair of knickers in Dublin. (Mail Online)
• Sarah Jessica Parker is not great at Twitter. (Buzzfeed)
• Ryan Tubridy and Aoibhinn ni Shuilleabhain have moved into a giant €1.25m “love nest” in Monkstown. (Irish Mirror)
• Iggy Azalea has explained that it was her actual bottom, not her front bottom, that was hanging out. (ONTD)
• Kevin Federline thinks Britney’s new man is “a cool guy”. (Mail Online)
• Rachel Zoe is nine months pregnant and you actually wouldn’t know it. (Mail Online)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus are flying high, in different ways>