WE’VE ALL EXPERIENCED the crushing awkwardness of having to sit through a sex scene in a movie or TV show with your parents. But if our mams did this, we’d have to have a word.
Redditor DantesInfernape was watching TV with his mother when, horror of horrors, there was a nude scene. Instead of letting it lie and accepting the weirdness, she fetched a towel and shielded her son’s eyes from the filth on screen.
It’s a bit extreme, but it makes some sense, right? Except for this:
I am a 22-year-old gay man.
Oh, mother.
Of course, gleeful Reddit users almost immediately took the opportunity to Photoshop her over EVERYTHING.
Here she is shielding Kim Jong-un from The Interview:
Getting ready for a bullfight:
Covering up some absolutely indecent Renaissance art:
Teaching Kim Kardashian about modesty:
And Marilyn Monroe too:
…And Miley.
Who knows where her crusade against indecency will bring her next?
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