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It’s okay if you’re alone, but remember that one time you jolted awake to find your significant other staring at you in horror over the top of their book?
All of those times you tried to get out of the lift on the wrong floor
If there’s one thing worse than having to share a lift with a stranger, it’s making a move to get out when it’s not your floor, and having to shuffle back in muttering to yourself.
Tuesday 26 November, 2024
Tuesday 26 November, 2024
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8 absolutely mortifying things you're cringing about right now
WE’RE JUST GOING to apologise in advance, because you’re about to nigh on injure yourself from all the cringing.
Now, allow us to set the scene. Remember….
That time you sent a text to the person the text was about
Just burn your phone. Then in five or six years, when the mortification has abated, you can start to live again.
When you waved at someone who wasn’t the person you thought they were
“Oh look, there’s Aisling… HIYA AISLING” *waves*
Nope, that’s not Aisling. That’s a stranger. Pretend you were fixing your hair. Nobody will notice a thing.
That one time you woke yourself up with a fart
It’s okay if you’re alone, but remember that one time you jolted awake to find your significant other staring at you in horror over the top of their book?
Yes, that time.
All of those times you tripped up in public
Anytime, anywhere, anyhow this happens, you will NEVER be able to make it ok.
Stop fantasising about people thinking it was cute when you fell, or how funny your recovery was, you’re not Jennifer Lawrence and you never will be.
That time you put your iPod on shuffle at a supercool party and Michael Bublé’s Crooning Classics came on
Not that there’s another wrong with Michael Bublé’s Crooning Classics, just not at a supercool party when you were hoping for Jay Z or Alt J.
During your schooldays when you called the teacher “mammy”
You’re amongst friends now.
All of those times you tried to get out of the lift on the wrong floor
If there’s one thing worse than having to share a lift with a stranger, it’s making a move to get out when it’s not your floor, and having to shuffle back in muttering to yourself.
That time you thought it was safe to ‘let go’ in the office bathrooms, but it wasn’t
Somebody just HAD to walk in at the wrong time, didn’t they?
Got any more heartstoppingingly cringey moments? Share them in the comments section, and be amongst your brethren…
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