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#THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU ELECTABLE When Niall ‘Mullingar Massive’ Horan was home last month for his brother’s wedding, he also did some palling around with Longford-Westmeath TD Willie Penrose, who calls him a “good young friend of mine”.

The Irish Sun reports today that Horan has canvassed for Penrose in the past, and that Niall’s Da is a member of the Labour Party.

Digging around in some old Oireachtas debates we note that in 2010 Penrose said that Niall Horan was the “only positive” for Mullingar and that…

There is no direction to Mullingar from anybody.

See what he did there? “NO direction”. Niall is in ONE Direction. Nice work Willie.

Niall’s people have declined to comment on his political leanings, but we already know that Harry Styles is a Labour man. (NME)

Good lad Nialler. Don’t sign anything without reading it first (Flickr/Creative Commons/Irish Labour Party)

#EASILY IMPRESSED Speaking of Harry Styles… really?

Not the last scenes of The Shawshank Redemption? Or the tearjerking ending to ET?

Grease? With the flying car?

Via @HarryStyles

Also, we’re fairly sure if Harry Styles tweeted about doing a particularly smelly fart it would still get 50,000 retweets.

#MORTO Is it just us or does baby Blue Ivy look like her Da Jay-Z is making a complete show of her in these pics snapped in Paris? (Daily Mail)

“Daaaa-ad STAAAAHP. People are looking” (@BeyonceLite/@BeyonceTurkiye)

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt

• Yep. Kim K is still pregnant and still wearing clothes (Daily Mail)
• TMZ have actually gone there and asked “Who’d You Rather’ about five first ladies. Ah here (TMZ)
• Drugs and a stun gun have been found on Justin Bieber‘s tour bus in Sweden. Pup (Mirror)
• Mike Tyson says his ex girlfriend cooked and ate one of his pet pigeons (Radar Online)
• Jessica Simpson‘s parents are officially divorced. Is nothing sacred? (People)

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