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Yes, it was poor Niall. #PrayForNiall. (Doug Peters/EMPICS Entertainment)

#WAY HARSH: Poor Niall Horan is recovering after being getting the snubbing of a lifetime from even-more-famous youngster Miley Cyrus.

Asked whether she’d ever met One Direction, she claimed total ignorance:

I think so, I think I met Harry, I think, backstage, I don’t really remember that much. I just remember my sister was super excited. I don’t really know them that much.

So what is this Miley? WHAT IS THIS?

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BURN.

Miley also told an interviewer last week: “I believe in karma because I’ve seen it bite so many people. You always treat people with respect and be gracious.” Well, you watch out Cyrus. You just watch out. (OMG, Contact Music)

AIDO: Aidan Gillen has come a long way from Love/Hate. He’s currently living it up with the rest of the Game of Thrones cast as they film the show’s fourth season on a national park in Iceland.

Dubliner Aido has been frequenting a bar called Big Lebowski, giving rise to this immortal sentence on a local Icelandic news outlet:

Gillen was at the bar Big Lebowski yesterday where he was drinking along with many other actors from Game of Thrones and beautiful Icelandic women.

He’s also made a few fans over there.  Adds the News of Iceland: “Jon Gnarr the mayor of Reykjavik says that The Wire is the best TV series ever made.”

G’wan our Aidan. (News of Iceland)

This is Aidan Gillen. (NJBrepository)

This is the national park where the new Game of Thrones is filming. Dramatic enough for ya? (Arian Zwegers/Flickr)

BIEBZ: Justin Bieber spat off his hotel balcony. Possibly, maybe onto the fans who were gathered in awe below. Or possibly not.

He posted this shot of his adoring crowd of Beliebers on Instagram, their arms aloft to gather the Biebz’ saggy-crotched radiance.

He was also pictured hocking a big snotty loogie off the balcony, in revolting detail. (See the photos on TMZ.)

We will only know the truth of this incident when vials of his saliva start turning up on eBay.

#CHIM CHIMENEE: Shia LaBeouf does a terrible English accent.

Here’s the proof, in the former of a teaser clip from Lars von Trier’s new film:

YouTube/NymphomaniacTheMovie via Crushable

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Rozanna Purcell and Bressie are definitely going out, according to the Irish Mirror.
• Britney Spears and Katy Perry dressed up as Smurfs. (Buzzfeed)
• Lady Gaga brings her batty stage persona to the bedroom. (The Sun)
• Robert Downey Junior is a good egg. (ONTD)
• Ryan Gosling isn’t in Star Wars. Sad face. (HuffPo)

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