NORTH WEST, FIRST daughter of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West and literal child, is being pursued by a seven year-old boy with more money than you.

Caiden Mills, son of family friend and longtime Kanye collaborator Consequence, has been dropping hints to his 37k Instagram followers (no, really), that he’s attempting to sweep the five year-old off her tiny, not yet fully developed feet.

Here he is letting North know he would be “hitting her up” soon.

The aggressive energy radiating from this photo … Far too much. 

Here he is, a child, seemingly picking out the necklace for Stormi.

If my eyes don’t decieve me, Caiden picked up the Elsa Open Heart pendant for North, which set him back $1,500. Thank God for communion money, eh?

Here’s a pic of the pair at Stormi Webster’s recent 1st birthday bash.

The only ‘boo’ these children should be referring are the scratches these children getting on their knees from rough housing and BEING CHILDREN.

Poor Saint West is already being forced to play third wheel.

And in the ultimate flex, Caiden made sure to get a snap of himself leaving his gaff, Tiffany and obligatory chocolates in hand.

Meanwhile, your MCM picked you up a single rose in Aldi along with three items from the Super 6 for his weekly shop. But sure, it’s the thought that counts, right?

His loyalty comes into question though, given that he’s previously declared his love for Nicki Minaj, a fully grown woman, through the medium of rap.

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Watch yourself North hun. 

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