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This Cork classified ad is selling a Russian nuclear attack submarine
AT THE END of last year, the Russian Navy officially commissioned a state-of-the-art nuclear attack submarine carrying long-range cruise missiles.
Well, sorry Russia. Because that submarine is now for sale in the harbour of Cobh, Co Cork. At least, according to an amusing classified ad which appeared last week.
The advertiser says he will swap the newly-minted Severodinsk sub – which carries intercontinental nuclear missiles and cost an estimated $1billion to manufacture – for “a 3 bed semi in a nice area and a good economical diesel car”.
Giving his location as “The Harbour, Cobh, Cork”, nonsense artist “Victor” writes:
In case you’re wondering whether to make an offer on the sub – which also comes with its own nuclear reactor – this is the size of it:
Kremlin Kremlin
So. Anyone up for a whip round?
via Reddit
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