IT’S ALL OVER, people. Move along, there’s nothing to see here. (Well, except the Paralympics, which is possibly, if anything, better.)

The London 2012 Olympic Games concluded last night with a closing ceremony that cost around €25million. And which was apparently dreamed up by director Kim Gavin during a single feverish night, following a heavy dinner with extended cheese course.

So without further ado, here are the 8 weirdest moments:

1. Eric Idle performs Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

Surrounded by (a) Bollywood dancers…

…and (b) singing nuns:

2. 80,000 people interact with a dead person on a giant screen

OK, it was Freddie Mercury, but still.

3. Brian May’s hair

Fourteen High Court judges died just so he could perform. That’s Jessie J he’s serenading by the way.

4. John Lennon’s giant face, containing dozens of children

They’re in there, holding up those blocks. Really.

5. Russell Brand’s outfit

Sorry – our apologies. It’s just his regular outfit.

6. Fatboy Slim appearing out of a giant inflatable octopus

Cower before me, octo-minions!*

*What he was probably saying.

7. So that’s where the Spice Girls have been this whole time

In tiny barred cages on top of taxis. I always suspected.

They lured them into captivity during the late ’90s by covering the taxis in diamante. Anyway, they performed Wannabe and Spice Up Your Life:

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Vimeo/Suczka Lesba

8. Nuclear war!

Joke! LOL. That’s just the massive fireworks display at the end. Which also looked like this:

… and this…

… and this…

… and this:

YouTube/RussiaToday

Wow.

(All images: Press Association)

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