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One Direction are getting free rides for a year.

TAXI RIDES THAT IS!

A London taxi firm has given the five lads a years worth of free cab journeys after they featured their cars in their video for Midnight Memories, namechecked the company in the song and Louis Tomlinson tweeted about it.

Er, NRC TAXI TAXI TAXI!

Did that work? Does DailyEdge.ie have free taxis now?

Cara Delevingne (the model with the eyebrows) is rumoured to be involved in a remake of Thelma and Louise.

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We’ll just give you a second to asorb that.

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Yep, Delevingne and her gal pal actress Michelle Rodriquez have apparently agreed to remake the classic movie starring Geena Davis, Susan Sarandon and Brad Pitt’s abs. (Daily Mail)

BRB, just going to drive ourselves off a cliff.

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Justin Bieber says Selena Gomez has nobody to blame but herself.

Well she went out with you Justin, didn’t she?

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But seriously, yesterday it emerged that Selena had entered rehab in January partly because of Bieber’s bad influence on her.

Now he says that she was always well able to keep up with the partying all by herself. (TMZ)

*Hums “they are never, ever, ever getting back together”*

And the rest of the day’s celeb dirt…

• This woman spent 3 grand to get dimples like Cheryl Cole (Mirror)
• Kim Kardashian sang on Jay Leno‘s last show (Daily Mail)
• Meanwhile her step brother Burt Jenner has let loose on the paps (TMZ)
• Is Louis Walsh coming back to the X Factor? (You remind me of a young Falcor Louis) (Metro)
• Channing Tatum says he’s “fat and happy” (Ellen)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Actor admits completely taking the piss about Hurley/Clinton affair>