WHEN YOU HAVE had the worst ever customer experience, the most satisfying thing to do is give a truly awful review online.

And these people are the masters:

1. The sheer bemusement of this situation

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2. So much sarcasm for this Star Wars jacket

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3. And when Amazon tell you that you are saving money

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4. When you purchase boxer shorts, you will need to review them immediately in the most sarcastic tone possible

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5. When the mash is “fierce soapy” the world needs to know

6. The blueberry muffin was a supreme letdown

Detail + anger = quality review.

7. When the variety pack of condoms doesn’t live up to its name

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8. When washing machines need to be called out

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9. The most defeatist review of all time still found time ro rip on the product

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10. Staff must be full of craic, or you will hear about it

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11. And finally… when you are forced to call out other reviewers on their nonsense, you know you have had enough

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Cutting.

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