THE OSCARS ARE taking place in LA tonight, and we’re all excited.

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Oh, just us?

The glitzy event really is the ultimate night in Hollywood, and the goodie bag the nominees supposedly get really solidifies that.

According to USA today, the goodie bag exclusively given to nominees in acting and directing categories have an insane amount of stuff in them. They compiled by LA marketing company Distinctive Assets and delivered to the 26 nominees homes the week before the ceremony.

The bag contains trips to Greece, Hawaii and Tanzania and is said to be worth at least $100,000. An Irish company, Liwu Jewellery, is also included in there.

The weirdest though?

1. Underarm sweat patches from Dandi Patch

Well, I guess they might get pretty nervous when it comes to their category.

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2. Pepperface, a lightweight pepper spray

Let’s hope they never need to use this one.

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3. Chao Pinhole Gum Rejuvenation dental procedure

I can assure you that they all already have perfect teeth and oral hygiene.

4. Locally-grown oranges, courtesy of delivery app EpiFruit

I guess you can’t go wrong with a bit of Vitamin C.

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5. Justice for Vets symbolic coin

Er, we’ll just put this one in the drawer.

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6. Rouge Maple syrup

Handy for the porridge, but here, don’t you have any diamonds or something?

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7. Shop Modern Innovations’ levitating bluetooth speaker

Who actually needs their bluetooth speaker to levitate? If it has good battery life, that’s enough. These PEOPLE.

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