OXEGEN IS BACK this weekend. Are you going? Never been before?

Here are a few things you can expect to see. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Thunder and rain

Warm, sticky, rain. The forecast is bleakish. Sorry.

Wunderground

Inflatables

So quirky.

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Multiple Irish flags

Just in case we forget where we are.

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Cans

Pass the dutchie to the left hand side.

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Girlos washing their hair with some Ballygowan.

The ones in the green campsite will have Evian.

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Fringed festival wear

Oxegen is a time capsule of early noughties fashion.

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Fed up wardens

Usually in the act of taking a sneaky naggin out of some girl’s beehive or shining a flash-light around.

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Shitty paper-thin neon ponchos

Everywhere.

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People you hate and envy because they brought wheels for their luggage

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People jumping in front of the Oxegen sign for a soggy newspaper photographer

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Someone with stuff drawn all over them

Usually of an explicit nature.

Those who can’t hack the sesh

Mud dancing

Well, don’t just stand there watching her, get involved.

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A ‘complete ledgebag’ in a mankini

Unfortunately still considered ‘gas’ by some.

Someone on a pair of shoulders with their hands in the air

They just don’t care.

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A bit of music too, we suppose

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