ON SATURDAY, PIPPA Middleton got married to her longterm beau James Matthews in a picturesque ceremony in Englefield, England.
Amongst other things, their union means that the royal family now have to have regular dealings with Spencer from Made In Chelsea, the brother of the groom. Horror!
Pippa’s sister Kate was in charge of wrangling the page boys and flower girls (which included her own two kids), but she was outwitted by one determined little lad.
Seeing his chance to go down in the annals of royal (or royal adjacent) wedding history, and knowing that everyone would likely be paying more attention to George and Charlotte, he went for it:
Princess Charlotte’s like: “I am two years old and I am ASTOUNDED at the lack of decorum being shown here.”
No prizes for guessing who was sent to the naughty step later that afternoon.
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