EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#MULLINGAR MASSIVE Niall Horan (he of Mullingar and One Direction fame) has taken a break from packing for the band’s next round of gigs to take a spin around in a fancy motor for a few days.

He was given a brand new Mercedes CLA AMG (priced at around €40k) to test drive by Ballsbridge Motors in Dublin, just for being an “all round sound man”.

Er, Ballsbridge Motors, anything you can do on an upgrade to a 2004 Corsa? We’re good for it…

Don’t bring that to the midlands Niall. They’ll accuse you of “notions”. (MSL_Ballsbridge/Twitter)

#PARIS Michael Jackson‘s daughter Paris is said to be “physically fine” after a suspected suicide attempt.

The 15-year-old was brought to hospital in the early hours of yesterday morning after a 911 call.

Her last tweet, posted on Wednesday read:

According to Entertainment Tonight Paris’ mother Debbie Rowe confirmed that her daughter was hospitalised with self-inflicted injuries. (ET)

#NICOLE BITCHY Nicole Richie has turned the tables on the paps, photographing a guy she said “dropped [his little girl] on the floor of LAX… just to get his shot”.

Richie said that then man dragged his child on a flight from New York to LA in order to get his shots.

She then posted his photo on Instagram in order to name and shame him. (via TMZ)

Nicole Richie/Instagram

Morto for him, but let’s not forget about the time Richie was a fame hungry mess, tipping around the US with Paris Hilton in the reality show The Simple Life:

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Beyoncé is “absolutely, positively not pregnant” (ET)
• Justin Bieber‘s security guards have been accused of going after a photographer (TMZ)
• Carol (consonant please Carol) Vorderman is to fly solo around the world (Mirror)
• Is James Corden going to be in a film with Tom Cruise (The Sun)

Did you miss yesterday’s Dredge about Tulisa and all her carry on? Here you go…