EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

Kourtney Kardashian’s daughter can’t even get hit on the face with a car door without being photographed by paparazzi.

Poor Penelope Disick was walking behind her mother when a swinging door caught her right in the noggin.

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Various reports indicated that the three-year-old is grand.

Precious memories. Precious, precious memories :/

Cute as anything couple John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are expecting their first baby.

The singer and his model wife announced their news on social media, and said that they’d been “trying to have a baby for a while now”.

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It hasn’t been easy, but we kept trying because we can’t wait to bring our first child into the world and grow our family. We’re so excited that it’s finally happening.

World, prepare yourself for the Cutest Baby Ever Born™.

Laura Whitmore and Caroline Flack went rowing together... and crashed.

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They’re at some kind of swanky Urban Decay makeup country retreat, larking around and staying in bedrooms like this:

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And eating dinner at tables like this:

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Sounds AWFUL.

Jealous? Moi?

And the rest of the day’s celebrity dirt…

• Calvin Harris is threatening to sue ‘everyone’ on Twitter over ‘bullsh*t stories’ (DailyEdge.ie) 
• Renee Zellweger is filming Bridget Jones Diary in London (Buzzfeed)
• Jennifer Lawrence gives the BEST piggy backs (3am)
• Kim Kardashian shared an Irish illustrator’s drawing with her 48 million followers (DailyEdge.ie)

Know someone who suddenly fancies Peter Andre? They’re not alone

Michael Fassbender made people CRY with his made up X-Men lines… It’s The Dredge

Playboy is going to stop printing pictures of naked women and everyone made the same joke