1. When this unintentionally hilarious shirt was on sale
“Five please.”
2. That time they appealed to two massive fanbases: Friends + people who like underwear
3. And sold this Ryan Gosling ‘Merica creation
4. That time they left out all the other Spice Girls
5. When they actually, finally, brought in seating areas for the poor unfortunates forced to wait
6. That time they catered to the Elf fan in all of us
7. And had some bargain hunters outside looking for deals
8. When the only earphones they had were these festive buds
9. That time their pun game was strong
10. Spelling might not be the main priority at times
11. Particularly with a certain word
12. Remember that time they sold fake shirts?
Which are exactly what you need when you don’t want to have to wear a full shirt underneath, obviously.
13. They sell all sorts, in fairness
14. Let us never forget the bum enhancers
15. And, of course, the Celeb Juice knickers
Never change, Penneys.
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