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How Penneys Are You?

Asking the important questions…

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1. Firstly, pick a town
Naas
Limerick

Carlow
Galway
2. Then, pick a kids' character

3. And pick a preferable time to go shopping
After work
Saturday morning

A weekday, 10am
Anytime, I love to shop
4. Trying stuff on before you buy it is...
Essential, I do it everytime
Often neccessary, but not always

Like entering the 7th circle of hell
5. How many packets of these are lying around your house at any one time?
0-1
2-4

I've lost count
6. And how many of these?
None
1

A few
7. When was the last time you said 'Thanks, Penneys'?
I can't remember
This week

In the past month
Thanks, Penneys
8. Do you keep the hangers?
Yes
No
9. Which is these is the biggest crime?

10. This picture makes you feel....
Grand
Indifferent

Angry
Panicked
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You couldn't be less Penneys
We don't know where you do your shopping, but can you lend us a few bob?
Share your result:
You scored out of !
Ah now, you're fairly Penneys
Like, you don't get everything there, but you're not far off it. Throw away some of those pyjamas, will you?
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You're as Penneys as f**k!
You'd be happy enough living there there among the fake tan mitts and Minion boxer shorts.
Share your result:

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Emer McLysaght

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