This one is just kinda nasty

It’s sort of hard to explain. We were kissing and discovered that if we opened our mouths and pulled away at a certain angle, we could make a sound similar to that of a dripping faucet. It is now our favorite thing to do when we’re bored. We even add a sick beat if we need music.

How did this even happen?

Aznman375 has a unique way of cheering up his girlfriend.

Sometimes when she’s feeling down, I take her foot and put it up to my head and pretend I’m talking on the (foot) phone. I’ll have these long, drawn out conversations, and sometimes I’ll get a call on the other line (foot).

Hello, yes, this is foot.

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Some were just scary

Eh Stephylove this is disturbing:

Sometimes my boyfriend does this thing where he takes off all his clothes, squats down and runs at me with his arms dangling like a Silent Hill character. It’s absolutely terrifying but I love it :p

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Higher connections than you could ever imagine

VolleyVinyl takes all the awards:

I programmed the tip of his penis as a Touch ID on my phone.