1. First of all, you loooooove sleep

Love it. Can’t get enough of it.

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2. And you get super cranky if you don’t get your eight hours kip

You in work after six hours sleep:

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3. You actually get a little kick out when you’re going to bed and you see it’s before 10.30pm

So much sleep awaits me! What a thrill.

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4. You recoil in horror when friends and colleagues tell you about staying up until the wee hours

“But how are you not dead to the world?“

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5. Because you can barely make it through drinks in the pub without yawning up in people’s faces

“Is anyone else sleepy? Just me?”

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6. In fact, you’re regularly the first person to leave a night out purely for the reason that you can’t keep your eyes open anymore

I’m out, guys. I’m sorry.

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7. When people ask you things like, “Are you staying up to watch the Conor McGregor match?” you’re like…

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8. If there’s any ~world drama ~ after 10pm, you almost always miss it

Go to bed: Britain still in the EU

Wake up: They what?

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9. And if you for midweek pints, you really do just stay out for the one

Because you drop the “It’s waaaay past my bedtime” line.

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10. You were always the first to conk out at sleepovers as a kid

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11. And the idea of going to a festival where you (a) have to stay up late and (b) sleep outside fills you with fear

*whispers* What if I’m not hardcore enough?

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12. Everyone always takes the piss out of you for having the sleep schedule of a toddler

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13. But you don’t care because you know they’re just jealous of you and all the sweet, sweet sleep

Sleep tight, haters.

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