SERIOUSLY GUYS, YOU had one thing to do!
1. Smo(n)king sign maker
It’s all the rage, supposedly.
2. News room intern
We imagine it was their first day.
3. Book cover designer
Vegetables would be preferable but if you’re really stuck….
4. Toy manufacturer
Honestly?
5. Graphic designer
Change your physique and your ethnicity all with just one intensive 12 week programme.
6. Counterfeit shoe maker
Get your brands right, man. C’mon! What would you even call these runners? Nadidas? Adike?
7. Pin maker
We don’t remember moving to Italy. For one, the food would be way better. Also, the weather.
8. Sea captain
It can happen.
9. Parents
Parenting skills: negative
10. Road marker
Somebody had a few too many the night before.
11. Children’s book author
That’s the way it’s spelt, right?
12. Fishmonger
If that’s not a bargain we don’t know what is.
13. Tesco Employee
Sounds tasty.
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