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What Percent Anne Doyle Are You?

We can tell you.

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1. First things first. Pick a necklace

2. Pick a sign off
From all of us, goodbye
I'm Anne Doyle. I AM the news.

Get fecked, Ireland.
See ya, bitches
3. What is Anne writing on her shuffly papers here?
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Her Boots hair care shopping list
A scathing note to Sharon Ní Bheoláin for wearing jeans while doing the news that time

A detailed plan about how to become the next President of Ireland
4. How do you pronounce this word?
Sex-shoe-al
Secksyule

Sex-you-al
5. Who is your FAVE past colleague?
Aengus Mac Grianna
Eileen Dunne

Sharon Ní Bheoláin
Bryan Dobson
6. What are your feelings on Dustin?
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Hate him
Love him

It's a fecking puppet turkey, what's not to love?
7. Finally, pick a fabulous Anne hat.
Eamonn Farrell, Rollingnews.ie
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Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You are 91% Anne Doyle!
You are ALMOST the full Anne Doyle but you're just one clip-on earring short of the party. Glam bitch.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 40% Anne Doyle!
You're not very Anne Doyle at all! You're probably a bit more of a Sharon now, are you? Hmm. That 'type', eh?
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 62% Anne Doyle!
You're a bit more Anne Doyle than you're not Anne Doyle. There's some work to be done, try a magenta blazer teamed with some white court shoes and you're well on your way.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 81% Anne Doyle!
You're SO CLOSE to being the full Anne Doyle. May we suggest less tracksuit bottoms and runners, and more silky blouses and Newbridge necklaces.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You are 100% Anne Doyle!
You GLAM BITCH. You're smart, stylish, classy, and you'd never see a stray hair on your head. You're more Anne Doyle than the woman herself strolling around the Newbridge visitor centre with Dustin on her shoulder.
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Nicola Byrne
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