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What Percent Lazy Bitch Are You?

If you can be arsed.

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1. What does your nightly skin routine look like?
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Cleanse, tone, moisturise, maybe serum if I'm feeling fancy
A face wipe

Routine? lol
Washing my face with some water
2. Pick a pair of bottoms to lounge around the house in
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Nike

River Island
Refinery
3. How often do you wash your mop?
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Every day
Every second day

About once a week
Less than once a week
4. Which screen best represents your alarm?
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5. Honestly, have you ever shaved only the bit of your leg that would be on show?
Oh all the time
No, what's the point?

I don't shave
7. Do you shower at night or in the morning?
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Night
Morning

Depends on my schedule
8.
Tennis
Football

Camogie
Hurling

Gaelic football
Other
9. Your ideal weekend night is...
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Clubbing, aka 'on a mad one'
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The cinema and loads of junk food

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Sitting in watching telly
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Sleeping
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You are 91% lazy bitch
You're a MASSIVE lazy bitch, but not so much of a lazy bitch that you've ceased existing. You put minimal effort into everything you do, and going out for a breakfast roll is considered exercise to you.
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You scored out of !
You are 10% lazy bitch
You're not much of a lazy bitch at all. You are one of those people who checks in on top of the Sugar Loaf on a Bank Holiday Monday before going home and horsing into a 3-in-1 because you can't be arsed cooking. That's OK.
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You scored out of !
You are 62% lazy bitch
You're slightly more of a lazy bitch than you aren't a lazy bitch. You'll do something if you're REALLY pushed, but most of the time you'd rather sit on your arse watching Gogglebox. Goals.
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You scored out of !
You are 81% lazy bitch
You're such a lazy bitch you're almost at a standstill. You've yet to see the clock in the am on a Saturday and consider boiling the kettle too much labour for a cup of tea.
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You scored out of !
You are 100% lazy bitch
You're such a lazy bitch, it's actually shocking. C'mon, have some respect. You wear your hair in a bun day in day out and forget what it's like to eat something that hasn't come from the microwave. We bet you get taxis for five minute journeys too. Disgraceful.
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You scored out of !
You are 50% lazy bitch
You're a lazy bitch when you want to be, but can still cycle around the Wicklow mountains with the best of them. You've got the perfect balance, don't mess with it.
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