IF YOU’RE LOOKING for a flat to rent in Phibsborough, look no further. What’s on the check list? A washing machine? Yep. Internet access? Yep. Foot rubs on the daily? YEP.

This “nice and friendly” fellow is advertising on Rent.ie for a room-mate at just €150 monthly. Wow!

As always, there’s a catch.

I am offering this good price only because I usually prefer exchange of goods and services instead of money. I am very interested to start on Reflexology ( is an alternative medicine involving the physical act of applying pressure to the feet, foot massage..). So if you’d be ok to get your feet massaged and treated well on a regular basis, pls contact me.

He’s looking for females only, which might raise a bit of suspicion, but don’t worry, he considers himself sane.

I pritty much consider myself a nice, sane laid back person. I have my own separate room which is 2 doors away.

Grand so.

Unfortunately, it seems as though he’s already found someone, as the ad has since been taken down.

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