‘USE MY PHONE in the shower?’ I hear you ask. ‘Who in the name of Triton Ltd would do a thing like that?’
Well, here’s the thing: LOTS of people do it. The internet is full of them.
But taking your phone into the shower is extremely dangerous.
Here’s what could happen:
This is the point beyond which phones should not pass
If they do, you will have problems.
Your water bill will become $$$$$$$
You will hit a new low.
Your phone will be clucked up.
You will make ridiculous contraptions.
Your brother will see you naked.
You will want to mix water with mains electricity.
You will end up putting your phone in food.
And that is ridiculous.
God will be angry.
Is that what you want?
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