1. This logo
2. The sight of these credits
3. This nits comb
Makes your head itchy just looking at it.
4. These early morning alarms
WHAT IF I SLEEP THROUGH THEM?
5. These notifications
…what have I done?
6. This renewal notice
Terrific.
7. These clamped cars
There but for the grace of God go any of us.
8. A car undergoing an NCT test
9. These empty painkillers
Always when you’re dying of a hangover as well.
10. This time
Because it means you’ve missed the off-licence cut-off point.
:(
11. THESE BASTARD DOTS
12. This ominous notification
13. The confused man in the Ikea manual
*deep breaths*
14. This toilet roll
Okay, how do I ration this out?
15. This empty box of teabags
GODDAMNIT.
16. T H I S
17. This girl using her phone in the bath
HUN, PUT THE PHONE DOWN. YOU’RE GIVING ME NERVES.
18. And finally…
*vomits*
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