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Need guidance from Beyonce? This website will show you the way

Whether you’re happy, sad or feelin’ fierce, Beyonce has a song for you.

Dec 18th 2013, 10:24 AM 1,488 Views 2 Comments

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MISS OUT ON TICKETS to Queen Bey yesterday? Feels awful, doesn’t it?

Beyonce has made you sad, but she can also make you whole again by vocalising your feelings in that unique and powerful way of hers.

Please Help Me Beyonce asks you two simple questions (“How are you feeling?” and “What’s he done now?”), you pick two answers, and the website delivers you a song tailored to your emotions.

So for example, if you choose “Ecstatic about surprise Beyonce” and “Left me heartbroken” to reflect your feelings about the Beyonce tickets, you are gifted with a snippet of her new song Mine.

Source: Beyonce

On the other hand, if you choose “So fierce” and “Who said I need a man?” you get Run the World (Girls).

Source: beyonceVEVO

Could this be the answer to all our prayers? We think so.

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Need guidance from Beyonce? This website will show you the way

Whether you’re happy, sad or feelin’ fierce, Beyonce has a song for you.

Small-town police chief schools Kanye West in this viral letter>