EVERY MORNING, we dig through the celebrity dirt to bring you the best of it. Here’s The Dredge…

Royal naturist Prince Harry’s ‘drunken fumble’ with party girl Carrie Reichert may not have been the beautiful, innocent encounter we all wanted for Mr “Look Vegas, It’s The Royal Jewels”. Her ex-husband says Reichert “did it to make a few bucks”.

Oh, and “online records” reveal she’s not 32 – just a young-looking 40. (Celebuzz)

Harry is now so repentant that he’s sworn off sex for six months. Which is perhaps why he has blue balls a blue ball. (Now, TMZ)

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The Words

Patience or maturity: What Katy Perry didn’t have enough of to cope with Russell Brand, according to Philosopher Spice Geri Halliwell. Luckily Geri has the wisdom to understand Brand’s actions, such as this outing with another lady during which he “gently caressed her bottom”. (The Sun x2 )

Easy: What life as Hollywood star Kristen Stewart isn’t, according to Hollywood star Kristen Stewart. Maybe that’s why she “hasn’t been able to get a wink of sleep” recently. (Vanity Fair, Radar)

Girly fun: What Cheryl Cole had with Rihanna. But this was in a dream that Cheryl Cole had about Rihanna. Cheryl has also enlarged on the kind of fun she and Will.i.am were having as he drove into a parked car: he was too busy yakking. (HuffPo, Mail Online)

Girly fun with Cheryl Cole. (La(Phot) Dave Hillhouse/AP/Press Association Images)

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The Dirt

Colin Farrell is too busy for a relationship right now, mmkay? (Irish Daily Star)

Tom Cruise is smiling through his sense of all-encompassing shame while in Croatia. (Celebuzz)

Johnny Depp’s ex Vanessa Paradis met a new man on a transatlantic flight. (Perez)

William Shatner is being sued for allegedly harassing his servants. (TMZ)

Kim Kardashian is worried about her big fat hands, as she revealed in conversation with her half-sister:

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The Barrel Scraper

But what if he’s right? (Mirror)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Tom Cruise says it’s all lies about the toilets>