1. Listen up, fellas – this is how you treat a woman
2. If only everyone in the office knew what you were like after 2 glasses of prosecco
Actually, it’s probably best they don’t. They might be horrified.
3. That feeling when you open a bottle of Prosecco and you *have* to finish it
Waste not, want not.
4. As any Prosecco fan will tell you, it lends itself well to day drinking alone
5. You are *adamant* that the spoon in the bottle trick works
6. Although you will improvise if needs be
You’re a Prosecco McGyver.
7. We’ve all been there…
8. Just sipping some makes you feel like the Queen of Notions
9. Even though you know you’re common as muck deep down
10. And even if you sometimes wake up feeling scaldy as f**k…
11. It’s still your go-to drink
Prosecco: the international drink of friendship.
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