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11 raccoons that we can all relate to in 2016

We are ALL candy floss raccoon.

1. This raccoon and his devastating candy floss loss

The candy floss is The Christmas, and his hands are our hands.

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2. This raccoon eating grapes

New year, new you. Eight nine grapes equals your five-a-day, right?

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3. This raccoon stealing a doughnut

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New year, new year starts tomorrow, ok?

4. This raccoon stealing cat food

“Oh, are those biscuits? No I couldn’t poss….”

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5. This raccoon stealing cat food

Sure just the one can’t hurt.

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6. This raccoon eating popcorn

“Just ONE MORE episode of Making a Murderer”.

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7. This raccoon watching telly

“JUST ONE MORE EPISODE!”

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8. This raccoon in love with a cat

“JUST LET ME LOVE YOU”.

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9. This raccoon doing the sweeping

You’re going to get so much DONE this year. Sweep the floors EVERY day.

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10. This raccoon sitting down

The floors can sweep them-bloody-selves.

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11. This drunk raccoon

Dry January my arse.

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