THIS IS SERIOUSLY sh*tty behaviour. Like, really crap. Just poo-r all round.

Train staff called police in Uxbridge, Massachusetts on Monday to report that four people standing on a railroad bridge had dropped their cacks and defecated on the train as it passed below.

This is what some people do with their time.

They stand on railway bridges, wait for trains to pass, then poop on them.

Police Chief Jeffrey A Lourie is completely flabbergasted by the incident, telling The Telegram News:

I don’t have any words for it. It’s disgusting. It’s a violation of the law. Their actions pose no lawful purpose.

If caught, the mystery poopers could face charges including disorderly conduct and ‘open and gross lewdness’.

A spokesperson for the railroad company says that while it’s not a common occurrence, this type of behaviour has happened before in the same location.

He said it’s a big job to clean the train after someone defecates on it:

It’s not just gross, but it creates a health and safety issue for our employees.

We can’t imagine what kind of preparation goes into one of these outings, but guys – don’t do poos off railway bridges. It’s just not nice.

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