1. Your girlfriend asks for a taste of your ice cream, and then does this
2. Your boyfriend stays over, and disrespects your toothpaste
3. “We need to talk”
4. What kind of animal drizzles instead of dips? Dump him immediately
5. If they call you ‘mam’, it’s over
6. GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN
7. Is they’re capable of this, what else are they capable of?
8. They probably dip the wet teaspoon into the sugar too
9. “I’ve been working on a cocktail called…”
10. So close! And now you’re single
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