EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

#RUDE GIRL: Everyone knows that Rihanna hates wearing pants and enjoys endorsing recreational drugs. But now at last she has found a way to combine her two passions: by having a cannabis leaf tattooed on her bottom.

Did you tell your ma before you had that done?

Ah, that’s lovely. Isn’t that lovely? (Instagram)

#ALL LIES: Yesterday the world was duped into believing that Kim Kardashian had a very exciting new haircut with a fringe. Today, the scales have fallen from our eyes. She doesn’t at ALL and it was all a big fake.

In a shocking blog post entitled “The Truth About The Bangs”, she wrote:

I saw a few of you tweeting me about my bangs!! The bangs are fake! Just clip ons!

We may never trust again.

Kim Kardashian before her deception was revealed. (Instagram)

#PRESSIES: Victoria Beckham is going to be disappointed this Christmas – David has only gone and got her a set of pyjamas. (The Sun)

Er, she probably already has some. In fairness they cost €400 though – here they are (or some like them):

Did you keep the receipt? (OliviaVonHalle.com)

#GUNS: Do you want to see Mark Wahlberg looming over your face shouting “I’m hot! I’m big!” Well, work away, son. Because here he is sporting massive muscles in this ludicrous video.

It’s a trailer for his new movie about weightlifting, where he stars alongside none other than The Rock. (Who let’s not forget owns these legs.)

Vimeo/Michael Bay Dot Com

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Kate Moss got photobombed by a guy’s willy. (TMZ)
• Here are some photos from Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds’ wedding. (marthastewartweddings.com)
• Harry Styles has a new tattoo, which may or may not be a reference to his lurve for Taylor Swift. (The Sun)
• Madonna went nuts at people smoking at her concert. (TMZ)
• An entire country is angry with Justin Bieber. (Perez)

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