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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, it’s a good day.

Why, you ask? Because Rihanna has bestowed upon us one of the most glorious Snapchat stories of all time.

Let’s go to the beginning.

Rihanna started off her day lounging around a pool wearing a slip dress/negligee type garment with ‘C**T’ printed on it

As you do when you’re Rihanna.

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She sipped rosé and basked in the sunlight.

Lovin’ life

But it was later in the evening when Rihanna *really* got in her zone

Red vino, check. Gown with extravagant sleeves, check. Slow jams, check.

Her and her mate proceeded to sing Toni Braxton while pissing around with filters

THE GALS!

And then she went and pulled the ultimate Woman After A Few Glasses of Red Wine™ move ever

Yep, you guessed it — she belted out I’m Every Woman.

Ah yeah, there she is singing along to Whitney Houston… while clutching a glass of red wine for dear life

DON’T SPILL THE WINE, HUN.

And she topped it all off by singing Kelly Price’s As We Lay while using a spoon as a microphone

In. Her. Zone.

Wine, roaring old R&B songs, playing with filters — we are all Rihanna, gals

Glory be with Queen Rih.

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