ROBERT PATTINSON HAS reportedly moved out of the house he shared with Kristen Stewart, presumably taking half of their vampire stuff.

People magazine claims to have confirmed that R-Patz is now “in seclusion” and not in contact with Stewart, who confessed this week to a “moment of indiscretion” with her Snow White director Rupert Sanders.

He’s also said to be “heartbroken and angry”.

It’s also been reported that Kristen plans to write a good old-fashioned letter of apology to Sanders’ wife Liberty Ross. The ever-reliable “source” told the Sun:

Kristen feels she made a terribly naïve mistake and will do anything to make amends. The fact that Liberty and Rupert have two kids has now dawned on her.

Pattinson himself has remained publicly silent on the whole sorry affair. But that didn’t stop GQ writer Drew Magary, who has thoughtfully drafted a statement for him. Sample extract:

I feel so… What’s that feeling where someone is loyal to you and then they’re suddenly not loyal? I feel unloyaled to.

Twitter users, meanwhile, have been climbing the walls about the whole affair. Currently the K-Stew fans denying the whole thing are outnumbered by those making snarky comments about her acting ability. But anyway, here’s what the deniers are saying: