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#LAY IT ON THICKE: Robin Thicke has given a gushing interview about his relationship with his wife, which was published a week after being pictured with his hand firmly gripping a young fan’s bottom.

The Blurred Lines singer/world’s most embarrassing dad said wife Paula Patton was “my rock, my muse, my inspiration and I love her. The whole way.”He added:

I don’t know if I would still be alive in some ways if it wasn’t for Paula.

Meanwhile, blonde gropee Lana Scolaro has given her own interview about Thicke’s activities at the VMAs after-party. “His hands were everywhere,” she claimed. Ew. (Prestige, NYDN)

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#RUSSELL BRAND: Russell Brand remains unapologetic after getting booted out of the GQ Men Of The Year Awards – sponsored by Hugo Boss – for this crack:

If any of you know a little bit about history and fashion, you’ll know it was Hugo Boss (who) made the uniforms for the Nazis. The Nazis did have flaws, but they did look f**king fantastic, let’s face it, while they were killing people on the basis of their religion and sexuality!

He later topped this with the classic ‘finger under the nose and Nazi salute’ move. Subtle. (EntertainmentWise)

Brand’s not saying sorry either:

Here’s a vid showing some of it:

#WALSHY: Louis Walsh had a diplomatic row with France. Well, the former French president Nicolas Sarkozy to be precise.

Walsh was reportedly filming the X Factor ‘judge’s house’ stage at a villa in the south of France, when Sarkozy’s guys selfishly began trimming their hedges (not a euphemism) next door. Thus ruining all the tapes. Said a ‘source’:

It’s not unusual for neighbours to be politely asked to keep the noise down but the neighbours aren’t usually the former French president.

Luckily they patched it up afterwards. (Mirror)

#NIALLER: Niall Horan, aka the young lad from Mullingar who made it big kind of by accident, now has 14 million Twitter followers. Fourteen million.

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

• Simon Cowell won’t be letting his son inherit his giant pile of money. (Ecorazzi)
• Brad Pitt drove a tank around in England. (Buzzfeed)
• Sarah Silverman posted an emotional tribute to her dog. (WhoSay)
• The Sugababes have really, actually split up. We think. (Digital Spy)
• Bryan Cranston can’t watch Breaking Bad with his wife. (Radio Times)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Adam Clayton got married, but where was Bono?>