THE BRITS WERE on last night, which means that lots of people dressed up fancy and had their pictures taken on a red carpet.
We’re not going to lie to you, we were a little disappointed by the calibre of interesting outfits.
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Nonetheless, there were a few goodies, so check them out – the ensembles of the Brits!
Little Mix
The Little Mix girls look great. We'd quite like to live in one of those flowers in Perry's hair. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICSRobbie "Professional" Williams
Robbie Williams knows how to wear a suit. Even a purple one. Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentStooshe
We love the middle one in Stooshe's style, including the nod to the greatest moment in Brits history via her footwear (Spice Girls, obvs.). Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentNatasha "Windface" Khan
Natasha Khan from Bat for Lashes looks pretty. We're not sure if she just got lucky with the breeze or if she brought her own wind machine. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentRita "Bad Bridesmaid" Ora
Rita Ora, this is an awful shame now. That colour and sheen on a fabric was bad on bridesmaid's dresses in the 80s, and it's certainly not good now. Also, how are you standing like that?!? Ian West/PA Wire/Press Association ImagesRita "Bad Bridesmaid" Ora
It's even worse from the back. What. A. Shame. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentNe "Hathead" Yo
Ne-Yo is never seen without a hat, seriously, google image him and you'll see. Then google image "Ne-Yo without hat" and you'll see why. Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentPaloma "Best dressed" Faith
Paloma Faith looked relatively understated by her standards, and pretty damn gorgeous by anyone elses. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentPaloma "Best dressed" Faith
Really, look how great she looks! And interesting! Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentMitch Winehouse
Mitch Winehouse wore a shirt with Amy's face on the back. Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentLouis "Dashing" Smith
British Olympian and Strictly winner Louis Smith looked simply dashing. We'd Cha Cha with him any day. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentLana "Primary School" Del Ray
Lana Del Rey got confused and thought she was giving a talk at a primary school last night. God love her. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentMr. JT
Justin Timberlake looked nice. We're not sure about the side comb over though. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentLaura "Rideface" Whitmore
Could Laura Whitmore just stop being a ride for five minutes and give the rest of us a break? Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentJLS
The JLS lads look like the male portion of the wedding party on Oritse's (second left) special day. Props to J.B. for the gloves though - nice o see someone going the extra mile. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentMumford and Sons
Mumford and Sons looked like Mumford and Sons. Yawn. Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentOne Direction
What's not to love about the One Direction lads? They looked dashing last night. We especially love Zayn's tie homage to Colonel Sanders. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentTaylor "Black Dress" Swift
Taylor Swift wore a long black dress with a gold belt. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentJessie "Where's your fringe?" J
Jessie J also wore a long black dress with a gold belt. Someone needs to have a word with her, by the way, doesn't she know that her fringe is the source of all her power? Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentJessie "Midriff" Ware
Jessie Ware also wore a long black outfit with gold accents but mixed it up with a birra midriff. You go Jessie Ware. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentEmeli "Ubiquitous" Sande
Anyone know who this is? Haven't seen her around on oh EVERY SINGLE MUSICAL TV PERFORMANCE IN THE LAST YEAR. Joel Ryan/Invision/APFrank "Floral" Ocean
Frank Ocean showing that a little floral goes a long way. Looking good Mr. Ocean. Ian West/PA Wire/Press Association ImagesKatherine "Swirlface" Jenkins
This dress kind of looks like one of those solid glass spheres with swirly colours inside your aunty might have on her mantlepiece when you were a kid. Also we had to google to confirm the fact that she wasn't pregnant. It's not a great dress. PA Wire/Press Association ImagesSara Cox and Annie "Pregnant" Mac
Sara Cox and Ireland's own Annie Mac did the red carpet together. Annie looks mega, and IS pregnant. Her baby is due in May. (How cool is that baby going to be?) Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentCorinne Bailey Rae
Grand. Doug Peters/Doug Peters/EMPICS EntertainmentBérénice "Glamface" Marlohe
We're not really sure why Bérénice Marlohe was presenting an award, but we're glad she was because she gave the red carpet a badly needed glam injection. The words, va, va and voom come to mind. Ian West/PA Wire/Press Association ImagesEd Sheeran
Poor Ed Sheeran, he's just never really going to look tidy, is he? Good thing he can write songs that make people weep. Joel Ryan/Invision/APBoy George
Boy George has lost a lot of weight! He brought his niece as his date and later tweeted that Harry Styles had been very kind to her. Good for Harry. PA Wire/Press Association Images
We’re majorly disappointed that we didn’t get to see Lily Allen “flaunting her post pregnancy body” due to her being delayed by a nipple pad incident and missing the red carpet. We’ve all been there.
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