ROMANTICA: DESSERT of the gods.
1. Facts are facts: Romanticas are fancy as hell
You don’t just have a Romantica. A Romantica is an EVENT.
2. Buying one means business. Serious, delicious business
3. A Romantica can inspire deep feelings of love and affection
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Who needs a relationship when you have ice cream cake?
4. And getting one for yourself feels like the utmost luxury
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5. But really, it’s a Christmas treat
You can’t take a Romantica for granted. That’s just rude.
6. We all have a favourite part
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The biscuit, the caramel, or the chocolate balls on top? YOU MUST CHOOSE.
7. You could easily ingest a whole cake in one sitting
8. It’s wickedly moreish like that
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9. The recommended portion size is actually offensive
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Look at any Romantica and you’ll see that it can only be cut into five good-sized slices AT MOST.
10. But not as offensive as the rest of the world’s complete lack of appreciation of it
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11. People try to pretend that Vienetta and Romantica are on the same level
12. But everybody knows that Romantica leaves Vienetta in the dust
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ROMANTICA 4EVS.
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