SO YOU’RE PLANNING your wedding. You’ve got your seating plan, your crates of fizzy wine, your make-up rehearsal…

… oh, and your Official Wedding Lingerie Photoshoot.

It must be a thing, because Rosanna Davison has one.

It’s in the Sunday Independent’s Life magazine today. Yes, the headline is ‘Up The Aisle’.

Strangely, the article does not confirm whether these are actually the underpants she’ll be sporting on the big day.* So it’s not clear what makes this official. But anyway.

We learn that Rosanna Davison is “the closest thing we have to a national sweetheart”, that “she’s physically almost a different species”, and that she only gets riled up about one thing.

The closest we got to any unpleasantness was a sort of tightly polite back and forth about the merits of a satnav.

Satnavs.

Right, gotta go. Off to organise my Official Wedding Boxer Shorts Photoshoot.

*Well, one of her big days – she and Wesley Quirke tied the knot in Dublin last week and are about to head off to Ibiza for another ceremony.

Revealed: Those Arty Rosanna Davison Photos (SFW version)>