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The Rubberbandits' slang got translated by an ITV lawyer, and the results are hilarious

“Slang for female genitalia.”

Apr 27th 2016, 8:26 PM 8,691 Views 4 Comments

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OVER THE YEARS, Rubberbandits have come up with slags and insults that are so poetic and lyrical that they would make Keats himself weep.

Ahead of their appearance on ITV2′s Almost Impossible tonight, a lawyer was tasked with finding the definition of every word and phrase the Limerick duo used during their appearance.

The result? Maybe the greatest legal document ever. (And one that should prove enlightening/confusing to anyone not from these parts.)

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Don’t know about you, but we are on tenterhooks waiting for a definition of ‘shandy dancer’ and ‘piss snail’.

The comedy duo shared the document on Facebook and Twitter, and even called out the lawyer in question for not fully doing his job.

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Who said telly was glamorous, eh?

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The Rubberbandits' slang got translated by an ITV lawyer, and the results are hilarious

“Slang for female genitalia.”

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