YOU’RE GAS, HONESTLY.
1. When you try to give compliments, it just comes off as sarcasm
It’s second nature to you.
2. You’re SO good at sarcasm, people can’t help but take you seriously
I WAS JOKING. I DON’T HATE YOU.
3. You can’t read anything without being sarcastic about it
4. Trying to convey sarcasm via text is one of the great struggles of your life
When will we have a solution?
5. Being sarcastic at work is a tricky minefield
You say you’re being sarcastic, but you’re really not.
6. You say “Sorry, I was being sarcastic”, at least twice a day
7. Social media.. stay off it
If your sarcasm doesn’t translate to text, it’s gonna be even worse on Facebook and Twitter
8. Your dating life leaves a lot to be desired
Ooooh yeah, I’m devastated you won’t go out with me.
- You, secretly devastated they won’t go out with you.
9. You’re not even sure if you’re being sarcastic sometimes
But DO you?
10. Sincere people need to chill out
Your sarcasm means you LIKE them.
11. Your best friends better be sarcastic too
Because who else is going to explain you, for you?
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