DESPITE HIS NUMEROUS struggles over the course of the show’s 11-year run, Scott Disick has always been the comic relief in Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
The others have had their moments, of course, but Scott is a constant, and I’ll be honest here, I think he is – on some level – the programme’s saving grace.
And maybe it’s because I see so much of him in all of us.
I mean, take look at all the times your life mirrored Scott Disick’s.
1. When you refuse to let the fear set in after an unholy session.
2. When you get a snarky letter off the bank.
3. When you check your bank account on pay day.
4. When you give your pet a lecture on all the stuff they shouldn’t eat.
5. When you’re leaving the club and heading for the chipper.
6. When you get one extra like than usual on your Instagram.
7. When you get a bollocking at work and need to save face in front of your co-workers.
8. When people called you out on your Love Island addiction.
9. When you already know the session is going to be out of control.
10. When you haven’t listened to a word your mother has said in the last 20 minutes.
11. When you’re watching your drunk AF mate try to make new friends at the bar.
12. When you mate gets back from travelling and you can’t keep your opinions to yourself.
13. When you’re rewatching your Instagram story from your night out.
14. When you’re bating your way down Henry Street.
15. When you’re in a pure humour on a night out, but get called on for a photo.
16. When you get over-familiar with the local bar staff and think they miss you when you’re not there.
17. When you’re 45 minutes into your working week.
18. When your siblings are getting a roasting, and you’re just soaking it in.
19. When someone suggests widening your social circle.
20. When you reach 3pm on Friday.
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