SCROOBIUS PIP IS a rapper poet from Essex in England.

Last April he tweeted a particularly outlandish promise to the world, but that the task might take a little while.

It did, but he’s following through. Posting to his Instagram account, Scroobius, real name David Peter Meads, declared the general public as WINNERS.

This tweet was in April 2013. Well look what’s gone and happened… Thanks for all the love! I’m out of the country right now but, when I’m back I will stay true to my word and arrange a night where I will go to a specific pub (probably London) and buy one drink for however many of you turn up. Infact, if you own or work in a pub that might be a good location for this then hit me up. Feel free to give me a nice guy discount…

The rapper later announced he would be doing a Reddit AMA on Monday, but it “may NOT be used for pre ordering drinks”.

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