1. Selfie sticks were invented for a very specific reason
2. That is, so that you can take group shots without having to hand your phone to a stranger.
3. That’s literally the whole point of carting a stick around with you
4. So you can take that #epicselfie when nobody else is around
5. And nobody will know how you got that incredible shot.
6. But they’ll see how hot you looked!
6. Selfie sticks are also good for taking pictures of foo-WAIT, NO THEY’RE NOT
7. That makes no sense. Jeez.
OK. Look, fine, do whatever you want with them, just don’t…
oh.
8. Really?
9. This is what we’re doing now?
10. After millions of years of evolution as a species, humanity is… here?
11. OK. I give up.
12. We just don’t deserve selfie sticks.
13. Take them all away.
14. Except this girl’s.
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