WHEN YOU’RE TRYING to sell a car – or anything – online, standard practice would tell you the best course of action is to talk it up.
Or at least not tear the thing to shreds.
But when English woman Rachel Young posted her car for sale on eBay this morning, she didn’t hold back the fact that she hates it
The heading is gas enough.
But in her detailed description of the car contained many more gems that explained her hatred of this particular Mini Cooper:
Here is for sale my Mini Cooper S (Satan) be under no illusion I hate it! It has caused me more issues than the entire breakdown of my marriage and that was up there with life’s travestys
She’s named it Satan, grand start to the pitch.
It turns out that the car has been breaking down more than she’d like
After detailing its many, many breakdowns of late, she summed up her reason for selling as:
Unfortunately our relationship is over the trust has gone I feel nothing but anger and resentment! I cannot put into words how much I hate this piece of sh*t
But she wasn’t done there
Oh no.
She completed her sales pitch with:
If you want it have it it’s awful but on the plus side there is not one bit of it that can now possibly break so in the car world is now classed as reliable
In all honesty I’d rather have thrush but take a look, any questions will be greeted through gritted teeth and angered responses
Rather. Have. Thrush.
Good luck to all the potential buyers out there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hat tip Metro
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